British Knife Amnesty - Oh Come on!
I am mildly amused by the fact that during the period of the amnesty, the brits experienced a stabbing spree of almost 100 knife attacks! If I were British, I would feel safer already!
Look carefully into the photo - there are some steak knifes in it.
"I'll shank you, but only after I carve my beef Wellington...."
Scotland Yard is investigating a horrific apple peeling!
God Save the Queen!
I can envision a time when the almighty spork is banned as well, and a sad day that will be when they pry the ti-spork from my cold, dead hands....and I was only trying to eat some organic Wheetabix!
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